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Article with jokes about Applu, its facilities and the owners of Apple products, which we have translated into Czech, we have already brought to you. But as was already mentioned in this article, unfortunately, a large number of great jokes cannot be translated into Czech, because they would lose their point. So we have selected a few of them, in our opinion, that are good, for you in this article.

20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please dont let Kevin Bacon die.


Q: Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died?
A: Everyone at Apple are crying their i's out!


Q: What is written on it? Steve Jobs tombstoneone?
A: iCame, iSaw, iConquered, iLeft, iCameBack, iThinkDifferent, iMac, iPod, iTunes, iPhone, iPad, andCloud, iRIP


Why are iPhone chargers not called Apple Juice?


I farted in the Apple store and everyone got pissed at me. Not my fault they don't have Windows.

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We live in a world where losing your iPhone is way more dramatic than losing your virginity.


Dear Internet advertisements, no I don't want to shoot the birds to win an iPad or iPhone. Sincerely, everyone.


Q: How many Apple iPhone users does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 3001. One to do the work and 3000 to go online and complain about the lack of obscure features!


Q: If Samsung and Apple merge together, what will the new company be called?
A:Sample!


Q: What do you call an iPhone that's not kidding around?
A: Dead Siri-ous.

Do you know other nice jokes on the topic? Apple? Write them to us in the comments!

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