It wasn't that long ago that it began expiredchat, that has Apple In the near future, we plan to penetrate as many apple-lovers' households as possible through the Smart line. Home products. However, it seems that it will not only enter households through electronics, but also through food! According to a leaked press release, which should appear today in its official Newsroom, bought the Czech dairy Madeta as part of its efforts to establish itself in the food market. What's more, you can already find the first swallow on store shelves, which was created under the supervision of Appyou.
Specifically, a new cheese can be found on the shelves of the Albert chain Eidam Pro, which attracts higher amounts of protein – specifically 34 grams of protein in 100 grams of cheese. Apple is once again trying to show that it is capable of taking even seemingly ordinary products to a new level with interesting improvements. Incidentally, let's think of AirTags, which are not the first locators in the world, but thanks to their integration into the network Apple Find, were at least initially the most usable of all. So it seems that in the food industry it will go Apple in a similar direction and rather than coming up with completely new things, they will try to fundamentally improve the old classics, among which the Czech Eidam definitely belongs.
Madeta has not yet commented on the entire acquisition, however, given that other companies that Apple bought in the past, they usually did not comment on the whole matter, it is questionable whether we will see any statement at all. Besides, in the interest of AppThe goal is not for people to perceive Madeta as his next company, but for them to continue to perceive it as a quality producer of dairy products that will be even more "innovative" in the future.
However, our sources from the dairy industry have told us that in addition to Eidam Pro, a number of other iCheeses with more nutritionally interesting values are also in the pipeline. For sliced cheeses, in addition Apple It doesn't want to end. There are also reportedly plans for an edition of apple yogurts and even a blue cheese in the shape of the main building. Apple Park. However, during its implementation Apple encountered a problem in the form of potential trademark infringement. This is because the company AW spol., which produces iconic Olomouc cheese, which you can also get in a circular version with a hole inside. Lawyer AppHowever, they should have already gone to the company's headquarters in Loštice, where they are trying to resolve the matter.
Fans AppSo, very interesting times are probably ahead for us, when in addition to iPhones or Eidam Pro, we will be able to bring a number of other "Apple-made" food. With a bit of luck, we could find out what will start selling in the near future today, April Fool's Day 2025. Tuesdays are usually for press releases. Appare usually quite rich – especially when they fall on the 1st of April.
If you didn't recognize it from the previous lines, we'd rather "under the line" openly admit that this is an April Fool's joke on our part. You can actually buy Eidam Pro in Alberta, but it has no connection with AppleBut don't look for that. Have a happy April Fool's Day full of pranks and jokes!
That's not even funny... 🤦♂️
You see, Mr. Hugo, the others were amused... I guess you can't please your rather intellectual sense of humor. We are just ordinary people, so don't be angry with us.
Hit the mark :-)
Koneit's done!!!! >)
Brilliantly written :)))onevery funny Apple April
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Well done to whoever came up with that funny article 😀
This is the first time I've heard of Edam Pro, but from now on I won't want any other cheese😃
I would be interested in Eidam Pro Maxif it Apple will be released on our market, I don't know what the EU's opinion will be. The packaging of iSýry should definitely be unified with other products within the Union.
Thank you for the great April Fool's article :)