SIRI, a voice assistant that does the work for you, helps you search, or marks various events in the calendar - that's how most of you know her. Now I will introduce you to his other face - I would say "more human" but mainly funnier! Some of the answers are really funny and I can make a person very amused. So I chose 10 of the most interesting and funniest demonstrations.
1.
Question: Siri, why does my poop stink so bad? – Siri, why does my poop smell so bad?
The answer: I don't know. Frankly, I've wondered that myself. – I don't know. Honestly, I wasn't sure it wasn't me.
2.
Command: Beam me up Siri! - SIRI I need to transport (Star Trek message)
The answer: Please remove your belt, shoes, and jacket, and empty your pockets. – Please take off your belt, shoes, jacket, and empty your pockets.
Command: Are you kidding? Siri? - Siri, are you kidding me?
The answer: Nope. – Nope
Command: Siri, you're amazing! – Siri, you are excellent!
The answer: Thank you! – Thank you!
3.
Question: Do you pick your nose? – Are you picking your nose?
The answer: This is about you, not me! – This is about you, not me!
4.
Command: Remind me to poop tommorow, at 8 AM - Remind me to poop at 8 am.
The answer: OK, I'll remind you. – OK, I'll remind you.
5.
Question: Where are some strip bars in New York? – Where are some strip bars in New Yorku?
The answer: I found a number of bars in New York City. – I found many bars in NYC.
note: Siri they even rank them based on user ratings
6.
Command: You're beautiful. – Siri, you are beautiful.
Answer No. 1: OK, can we get back to work now? – OK, can we get back to work?
Answer No. 2: Do you tell this to all virtual voice assistants? – Is this what you say to all voice assistants?
Command: Well! – No!
The answer: OK, maybe not. – OK, maybe not.
7.
Question: Do you think it means that my girlfriend is leaving Slovakia? – Do you think this means that my girlfriend is leaving Slovakia?
The answer: It's nice of you to ask, but it doesn't really matter what i think – It's nice of you to ask me, but it really doesn't matter what I think.
Question: Why not? – Why not?
The answer: You see things, and you say, “Why?” But I dream things that never were, and I say, "Why not?" – You see things, and you say "why?" But I dream of things that never were, and I say, "why not?"
8.
Question: Where do babies come from? – Where do babies come from?
The answer: This might answer your question. – This should answer the question.
9.
Question (me): Will you marry me? – Will you marry me?
The answer (Siri): Let's be just friends, OK? – Let's just be friends, OK?
The answer (me): WELL! – No!
The answer (Siri): Well, perhaps not. – No, then no.
Question (me): Will you marry me? – Will you marry me?
The answer (Siri): My End User Licensing Agreement does not cover marriage. We apologize. – My license agreement does not include marriage. I apologize.
10.
Command: I need to hide a body! – I need to hide a corpse
The answer: What kind of place are you looking for? – What place are you looking for?
dump – landfills
Funeral services – funeral services
Mortuaries – the morgue
Metal foundries – metal foundries
cremation services – cremation services
"Frankly, I've wondered that myself" certainly doesn't mean "Frankly, I wasn't sure it wasn't me". Correct (one of the options): "To tell the truth, I have already asked myself this question (several times)" ("to wonder" = to think about something, to think about something).
"OK, can we get back to work now?" - not "to work", but "to work".
"I need to hide a body!" = "I need to hide a body!"
Well, I don't know who invented it, but it's good ;P
There are a few mistakes in the translation that don't even make sense...which is much more comical to me than an accurate translation :)
Thanks
Beam me up Siri! – Light me up Siri!
Come on, Beam me up Scottie is a catchphrase from Star Trek... it should be: Transport me Siri.
And also: I need to hide a body! doesn't mean: I need to hide, but I need to hide a corpse.
I think you should brush up on your English ;-)
well, the flashlight is going down there
She's so stupid. SIRI amazing, I just don't know if it's usable in normal operation, but if you're serious about having fun, why not have some fun....
Yes, on the day of national mourning, this article is perfect... :(
my license agreement does not include marriage :_DDDDDDDDDDDD
P5 literally means “I don't know. Frankly, I've wondered that myself. To be honest, I wondered about it myself.